It was a difficult battle. Success never comes easy.For those who are wondering what happened to Jack
I killed him.
I killed his posts.
It was difficult disposing off his body and his posts, his posts in particular. No recycle bin was accepting his (any adjective in superlative) posts. His body burnt for a remarkable long time and tasted good even without seasoning. UNICEF gladly accepted his posts and used the letters in them to educate the less fortunate in Peru.
Now he is a ghost and he IM-ed me from hell, to where he was instantly teleported after his violent death. He was glad that I killed him and advised me to kill myself as the hell is a lot cooler place than it appears.
'Atleast the girl to boy ratio is greater than 10' he said
Thanks to his posts , now millions of kids in Peru can spell the words 'fuck', 'gay', 'bitch' and 'Jesus'
