Wednesday, February 25, 2009

The take over



It was a difficult battle. Success never comes easy.For those who are wondering what happened to Jackass and his stupid posts,

I killed him.
I killed his posts.

It was difficult disposing off his body and his posts, his posts in particular. No recycle bin was accepting his (any adjective in superlative) posts. His body burnt for a remarkable long time and tasted good even without seasoning. UNICEF gladly accepted his posts and used the letters in them to educate the less fortunate in Peru.

Now he is a ghost and he IM-ed me from hell, to where he was instantly teleported after his violent death. He was glad that I killed him and advised me to kill myself as the hell is a lot cooler place than it appears.

'Atleast the girl to boy ratio is greater than 10' he said

Thanks to his posts , now millions of kids in Peru can spell the words 'fuck', 'gay', 'bitch' and 'Jesus'
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14 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 25, 2009 at 7:11 AM

    Omigod!i loved summer diary.I seriously had a crush on him.and why on earth did u kill him.im gonna kill u.

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  2. Richa SharmaFebruary 25, 2009 at 7:21 AM

    Hey I ddnt get it....
    Whats the connection between you and Summer Diary???
    By the way why you killed him??? That was really cool blog:(

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  3. me_manujFebruary 25, 2009 at 7:36 AM

    You mother fuckin, blog stealin, cock suckin, homo son of a bitch!!!!

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  4. tejuvinayFebruary 25, 2009 at 7:49 AM

    @ amrutha
    I would be honored,

    @ your niche
    an unfortunate connection of a classmate

    @you_manuj

    Unlike you im not a motherfucker , cocksucker and homo son of a bitch,
    I m just sime blog stealer.Just cling on to your blog

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  5. tejuvinayFebruary 25, 2009 at 7:50 AM

    simple*

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  6. SummerDiaryFebruary 25, 2009 at 8:39 AM

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  7. Ifrah WaqarMarch 1, 2009 at 8:20 AM

    I'm sad to see him go but then again...the only thing costant is change itself...all the best for this brand new chapter in your life :)
    Rest assured, I'll be following your page!!!

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  8. Siladitya BanerjeeMarch 2, 2009 at 11:52 AM

    This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

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  9. SiladityaMarch 8, 2009 at 11:37 AM

    can u give me a good article?
    Haiku Poems

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  10. WaterfoxMarch 20, 2009 at 11:11 AM

    You would make perfect accomplice of Stewy (Family Guy)

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  11. SiladityaApril 5, 2009 at 11:07 AM

    good blog.bt add more posts where i'll comment.Thankx.
    Write poetry

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  12. tejuvinayApril 5, 2009 at 1:14 PM

    @siladitya:
    i write elsewhere. i just hijacked this one.

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  13. workhardNovember 11, 2009 at 8:23 AM

    Ur funny!!!!!!!!

    Work from home India

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  14. AnonymousDecember 12, 2009 at 12:03 PM

    COnfused!
    But liked reading the post!

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